I keep seeing these things on Facebook and the like, Madame X is a cabaret singer, Madame X is a tango instructor and Madame X is a whatever. And the there is a part of me that wants to mock it, Madame X is a hotdog vendor, Madame X is a Dental hygienist, Madame X is a nail technician, Madame X is on Death Row....
Why is this not a thing?